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When my mom wakes me up:
She’s all like:
And I’m all like:
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Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
Nope. I’m happy and in love with my beautiful girlfriend, Sabrina Nicole :)))))
sunfloweririses asked: I know I'm a day early but I won't be on tomorrow so haaaaaaappppyyyyy birrrrthhhddaaayyyyyyyyy! 23! fukya! :)
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Happy Motter’s Day. [image]
OH MY GOD.
It’s sweet and tricky.
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my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps
omg they made us sing if we lost something at the rotary orientation and when i lost my phone i didn’t go up and then i went up after and was like i didn’t know it was my phone and he was like well you gotta sing later and i was like nope i’m about to catch a plane bye


